Coco Curse?

Hood Blimp Crashes Days After Fragile-Fingered Outfielder Signed on as Red Sox Partner's Company Spokesman
Coco Coincidence?

Extra Bases: Manny In Then Out of Lineup Tonight
More Fun and Games: Schilling to Compete in Celebrity Jeopardy!

"... And the answer is: This baseball superstar loves the Fenway fans who pay top dollar to fund his $160 million contract but has no interest in playing in front of them this September ... ...
Who is Manny Ramirez?"

Third World Nation

It's a Brand New Day for Red Sox Fans
Blue Jays Blow Past Boston, Move Into Second Place
Sox Make Strong Statement That They're Tired of
Finishing No. 2 Behind Yanks for Eight Straight Years
Mail-It-In Millionaires Roll Over Easy Again, 5-0

Third Grade Theo: '04 Champs Dismantling Leaves Sox at No. 3 in East
Count on It: Death, Taxes, and Wakefield Giving Up Five Runs
Two-Hit Sox Make Shaun Marcum Look Like Bob Gibson
Clement Waits Until End of Lost Season to Look Into Shoulder
Not Enough Games Left for Orioles to Drop Sox into Fourth Place
Maybe the Fenway Faithful Should Walk Out at 8(Yaz):09(Ted)?

"We need to go home and have a good last five games." -- 9.25.06, Terry Francona sadly spinning faux optimism until the bitter end... what would Joe Kerrigan do?