Curt Shelling

Long Balls Make for Short Night
As Schilling Gets Shellacked
Cutter = Homer, Fastball = Homer, Changeup = Homer
Game Over After 5 as Yanks Bounce Back 7-3

A-Rod, Posada, and Juice Guy Take No. 1 Deep
Papi Drops One Up Top, But Fast Start Wasted
NY in Early Trouble: All-Star Mike Hits a DoubleDouble
Loaded for Bear in Third, But Captain Can't Deliver in Clutch
There's a Proctor in the House: Manny Folds Like a Cheap Suit in 7th
Willie Useless: Tito Plays It By Old Numbers
Wily Mo Might Have Made a Difference
Gallery: Take a Look at the Loss

"He [Schilling] made some brutal pitches, and he just didn't get away with them." -- 5.9.06, Honest Eck

Roger That Eck. Enough is Enough.

"Don't fake pump me. I don't want to hear about your kids. I'm sick of it. I don't want to hear about it anymore." -- 5.9.06, Dennis Eckersley on this tiresome Clemens money grab travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham

Is Comar Crisp Ever Going to Play for the Red Sox?

"[There's] no target date right now." -- 5.9.06, Former Red Sox Co-General Manager Jed Hoyer (NESN commercial: "Did you see that catch Coco made?" NO, BECAUSE HE HASN'T PLAYED ALL SEASON!)