On Proud Nine
Schilling Has a Change-Up of Heart
and Goes the Whole Nine Yards.
Defense Makes a Difference. New Guys Bring Better Living Through Chemistry,
Schill Will Get the Win 5-2
Free Agent Tek Goes Yard. M&M&M's Mueller, Millar, Mientkiewicz Swing Away.
NOMAR NEWS WATCH: Turn on WGN to See Garciaparra Sprint Up the Line
in Colorado Like Carl Lewis on Fire. He's Hurting My Ass.
Sox-Nomar PR Teams Working Overtime: Boston Brass: "Let's Move On." Nomar Nonsense: "Just Being Sarcastic" (Hey, stop working our side of the street Nomie)
Ladies and Gentlemen: Your New Nomar-less, Disabled List,
Suspension-Serving Boston Red Sox Batting Order
1. Dave Roberts RF
2. Orlando Cabrera SS
3. Johnny Damon CF
4. Manny Ramirez LF
5. Doug Mientkiewicz 1B
6. Jason Varitek C
7. Kevin Millar DH
8. Bill Mueller 2B
9. Kevin Youkilis 3B