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Boston Mayor Thomas M. Menino has been diagnosed with Chrohn's disease after stomach pains from eating a "large quantity of peanuts and Cracker Jack" at Fenway Monday night that sent him to the hospital.
"Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out with the crowd.
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack,
Brigham & Women's will take me back,
So it's poop, poop, poop for the home team,
If they don't win I'll feel lame.
For it's one, two, three bites, I'm out,
At the old ball game."
Get well soon Tom (my Mom battles Chrohn's too)