Yankees' Watson Says Somebody's Gonna Sit
"There will be some suspensions. You can best believe that."
Down Goes FU-Rod, Down Goes FU-Rod
Stupid is as Stupid Does
"He's [Bronson Arroyo] not trying to hit him right there. That's ridiculous. You just don't do that. We're down, 3-0. A-Rod hadn't done much against us. He got a hit the night before, but it's not like he's killing us. Not that you'd hit him anyway. He overreacted to the situation. It was stupid. He's not trying to hit someone there. The pitch before was a fastball and he was trying to get in there [inside corner]. He's got to with the way he pitches. He got carried away. That happens. It happens more than you'd like to see in baseball." -- Red Sox Ace Curt Schilling
Blood and Putz
Bronx Coward Tanyon "Mickey Rivers" Sturtze Finds Out the Hard Way What You Get When You Back Door Sucker-Choke Gabe Kapler and the Boston Red Sox
Schill agrees "How could anyone write anything other than Sturtze deserving getting his ass kicked after grabbing Gabe in a choke hold."
Stock in Trade
Yanks Take Lowe Blow
D-Lowe Has Win for the Road, Sox Outslug Yanks 9-6.
Finger Lickin' Good: Millar Leads Charge Again as Nation Scrambles for New Insults to Keep His Hitting Streak Alive. Damon Dogs Single into Double, Lets Pop Drop to Start Game, but Pole-arizes Yankees at End.
Timilin Lets Yanks Back in but That's All Foulke.
Yankee fans show their true colors on Jose Con-man: "Incredible. He is brave enough to jump on a raft over the Atlantic, but he see's the Sox uniform and he browns his pants. Enough. Do not pitch him against Boston again." -- nyyfans.com
Short and Cheat
Mound of Trouble? Kerry Elects to Choke Up on First Pitch but Still Can't Go the Distance as Fastball Goes Left, Right, Left, Then Bottoms Out in Dirt.
"Whichever aide suggested that John Kerry throw out the first pitch, get booed and look out of place Sunday night should be forced to drive Michael Dukakis' tank for a week." -- ESPN's Peter Gammons
All Systems Lowe
(Sink and Swim D)
