Sun. 11.30.03
Pats Win Was Thrilling
But on 'EEI's "Patriots Monday," it's all about
Schilling.
Titofficial Wednesday
Announcement on Francona pushed back
again.
Honeymoon Not Over for Nomar
Shortstop wants to stay in Boston even
if A-Rod comes.
But he won't switch his position.
Curt Comes to Boston
Ace will be in town for Sox
Christmasfest
December 12-13.
Here We Go with Pedro
Mike Francesa reports Pedro will demand
a contract extension
before he even throws a pitch in 2004.
The '02 Martinez-Schilling Matchup
"I am a rookie at this ... I don't
really know what to expect and when to expect it," said Martinez,
despite striking out 10 in six innings and throwing 75 of his 115
pitches for strikes. "The biggest adjustment I have to make is
realizing that I have to deal with this for the rest of my career --
or for this year at least. After the season is over, I am not going
to know what is going to happen. In reality I don't know if I am
going to pick up velocity after [this year's] first half. I don't
know if I am going to make it to the second half. I am wondering. I
don't know. I don't know. I am lost."
- Pedro's comments after 3-2 loss to Schill and Snakes.
There's a New
Scheriff in Town

"Please pass along a sincere thank you
to the Red Sox Nation from my entire family for the amount of
support they have given us this week, it's been appreciated.
Yesterday (Friday) was the best day of my Red Sox career, nothing
will match it until we hoist that trophy in October, more than once,
over the next four years.
God Bless,
Curt"
"He's not a prima donna who won't talk, like Nomar or
Pedro. You want guys out there promoting the team."
- Fenway Frank, SoSH
Schilling Sends Message Sox Want to Hear
Even Schill Got Scooped on Friday {wink}
From the initial overnight SoSH Chat
with Sox ace Curt Schilling (CS) 11.28.03:
BTW, Dirt Dogs says that the deal is
done
CS: Dirt Dog is wrong, and so are the
west coast sources. Drop a message over there saying you heard that
the Sox will ask for a 24 hour extension tomorrow morning and watch
them call you Carnac.
Curt and Tito... back together again
(dirt dogs sub headline)
CS: BTW folks Tito gets this job on his
own merit and if you ever get a chance to meet him you will
understand why.
"BREAKING NEWS, DONE DEAL, Schilling
Agrees to Sox Contract"
CS: Really? How much did I get? Someone
pass me the terms, need to let Shonda know.
"Diamondback Ace Signs Three Year
Deal and Will Become the #1 Starter"
CS: No it isn't, not guaranteed
anyway... not even remotely (issue of being #1 starter), that's
Pedro's job, he's got the hardware, same as RJ (Randy Johnson) here.
"California Sources Confirm Schilling
Saga Has Come to an End as Curt Waives No Trade Clause. Give Thanks
to Theo, Henry, Lucchino as Diamondback Ace Signs Three Year Deal
and Will Become the #1 Starter for the Boston Red Sox. Steinbrenner
Steamed. Nation Breathes Sigh of Relief." True or false?
CS: FALSE, NO THREE YEAR DEAL. I am the
#2 starter if it does happen.
That's what it says
on bdd.com which, btw, is a fantastic site... except for the star
hating... he hates Pedro.
CS: I have seen that,
great site, a lot of work on that site and way too much made of my
comments about Pedro.
Are you excited to potentially pitch
with Pedro?
CS: Next to RJ he's the most dominant
pitcher in baseball. I go out of my way to watch him pitch when the
schedule allows it.
Curt, you have any comments on how
Francona let you pitch deep deep deep into games regardless of pitch
counts in Philadelphia?
CS: We had no bullpen. I didn't want to
come out, he was being paid to manage and win. My arm issues from
Philly were a direct result of filling the bullpen with 6 year free
agents and guys that were not ready.
Fri
11.28.03
BREAKING NEWS
DONE DEAL
Schilling Agrees to Sox Contract
California
Sources Confirm Schilling Saga Has Come to an End as Curt Waives No
Trade Clause. Give Thanks to Theo, Henry, Lucchino as Diamondback
Ace Signs Three Year Deal and Will Become the #1 Starter for the
Boston Red Sox. Steinbrenner Steamed. Nation Breathes Sigh of
Relief.
Official News
Conference This Afternoon.
(Hey, it was
afternoon somewhere on the planet)

Together
Again
Curt and Tito will Be Reunited As Red Sox Get Their
Ace and Make Push for World Series in 2004.
Foulke,
A-Rod Move Back on Front Burner
THE BIG
CURT COMES BACK TO BOSTON
"The Boston situation presents
a challenge
that... none of the other ones do."

"The Manager Makes the Difference"
The Philadelphia Story: Manager's
Brotherly Love Brings Schilling to Sox
Sox Get
#1 Starter as Schilling Will Land in Boston in Trade for Fossum,
Lyon, de la Rosa and Michael Goss.
Francona
is the Key to Curtain Call
"The Terry Francona situation changes things. I
enjoyed playing for Terry and I have a lot of respect for him."
Deal for
Ace Gets Done Before Friday at 5:00
Schilling to Get Top Billing
1. Curt
Schilling, 2. Pedro Martinez,
3. Derek Lowe, 4. Tim Wakefield, 5. B.H. Kim
Complete-Game-Curt
Will Start On Opening Day.
Pedro Wants Another
Press Conference.
Schill to keep his
eye on Pedro and his "stupid" comments.
Curt on Challenges
Reporter: "You've pitched in Philly
which is probably one of the toughest places, we've talked about
New York, and now Boston where they are so passionate and live and
die by... every... pitch
"All three of these clubs have some
kind of challenge with them. With Philadelphia winning a
championship, one of two in the last century. With the Red Sox it
would be winning the first one in the last century... and beating
the Yankees. With the Yankees it would be joining a long line and
the tremendous heritage and the prestige of being a Yankee, so
there is bait to all three of them that looks good... there's
challenges to all three of them that I look forward to if that's
what it ends up being, but the Boston situation presents a
challenge that... none of the other ones do."
Extension Situation
"I won't leave here without an
extension, so there will be an extension of some sort, you know
I'm reading that people are saying that I've demanded three years,
I never demanded anything from anybody, uhh but I will get a
contract extension if I leave Arizona."
Curt Coming Home
Less than two weeks ago, he told The
Philadelphia Inquirer that he would not approve a trade to Boston.
"I'm a right-handed fly-ball pitcher," Schilling told the paper.
"In Fenway Park, that's not a tremendous mix." But yesterday the
pitcher reconsidered. "That's something I just assumed. You start
looking at numbers, and it's not what I made it out to be.
Everyone is going to say, `You said you wouldn't go to Boston, but
Boston wasn't one of the clubs I heard they were talking to.
Basically, the Red Sox and Diamondbacks agreed in principle to a
deal that will go through if the Red Sox can convince me that
that's where I want to finish my career... Yeah it is kind of ironic, yes it
is, I started with the Boston Red Sox and spent two years there
and left in a trade that was hopefully was going to get them to a
World Series and maybe going back in the same kind of trade... my
daughter is excited about snow... but if we don't feel comfortable
at 4:59 on Friday, we won't go and we'll move on... If we meet and
(my wife) Shonda and my kids and I decide that this something that
works for us, then it will happen. If we decide that we aren't
comfortable with certain aspects of it, it won't (happen).
Phillies are Off
"The Phillies were not involved at
all. I haven't talked to the Phillies, but I think both sides
thought neither side was being sincere. Take that for what it's
worth, I guess. Considering the fact that the only two teams that
can talk about me over the next four days are the Arizona
Diamondbacks and the Boston Red Sox, I'd say (the Phillies
chances) are pretty slim."
Boston is On
So, now it's just a matter of one guy
saying "yes" or "no." When I sit down — and I was talking to
Shonda about this last night — and assess the big picture, of all
the teams that the Diamondbacks had the permission to speak to
about me, and you look at the attractions in Philadelphia, it's
the possibility of playing for a team that could bring a World
Series to a town that is dying for one and has only had one in the
last century. When you look at the Yankees, it's adding to a
tradition that incredibly storied and full of World Championships.
When you look at the Red Sox, it's the challenge of possibly being
a guy who helps them win their first World Series in a century."
Gammons Shills for Curt
"Fans will adore Schilling in Boston.
Is that... you know what, if he ever, along with Pedro, pitched
the Red Sox to the World Series, he'd go to the Hall of Fame. If
he pitches the Yankees to a World Series, he's just another Yankee
pitcher who pitched in a World Series, because that's what the
Yankees do. And let's face it, I completely agree with Epstein's
philosophy, you know, I mean it's one thing to talk about 'OK
we're gonna make ourselves a little bit better,' I know he has
felt all along, we're talking about Curt Schilling, we're not
talking about a good pitcher, we're talking about a great pitcher
and that's why they're trying to do this."
The Final Curtain
Epstein
and Lucchino Flying
to Arizona to Seal Deal.
"There is a saying in business, "Until it's signed you don't have a
deal.""
- John W. Henry - SoSH
Let's Talk Turkey
Ace Shilling for New Contract
Schilling wants an extension of his
current contract, which expires at the end of the 2004 season.
Schilling could want as much as $30 million for the two additional
years with the Red Sox, which would take him through the 2006
season. Schilling would reportedly want less money to come to the
Yankees.
The 37-year-old Schilling earlier said
he'd be willing to accept a trade to two teams, the New York Yankees
or Philadelphia Phillies.
Schilling's salary is for $12 million
next year and with incentives that can rise to $14 million. He has
pitched for Arizona since being traded from Philadelphia in the
middle of the 2000 season. This past year, Schilling battled
injuries and went 8-9 with a 2.95 ERA over 24 starts. He missed six
weeks with a broken hand and two weeks because of an appendectomy.
Since coming to Arizona, Schilling has
compiled a 58-28 record with a 3.14 ERA. He was runner-up to
teammate Randy Johnson in the 2001 and 2002 Cy Young Award voting.
Schilling has a 163-117 record with a 3.33 ERA in 450 career games.
This would mark a return to the American
League for Schilling, who started his career playing for the
Baltimore Orioles from 1988-90. He then spent one year in Houston
and followed that with 8 1/2 seasons with the Phillies.
Fossum had a 6-5 record with a 5.47 ERA
in 19 games, including 14 starts for the Red Sox this season. The
25-year-old lefthander has pitched for Boston since starting his
career in 2001.
Thu 11.27.03
BREAKING NEWS: Reports out of Texas state that
Kevin Millar did not go back for a fourth helping today, a sign that
the DH/first base type may attempt to actually get in shape this
off-season. Stay tuned.
We Thank Our Troops

And So Does The President
as Bush Goes to Baghdad
Second Helping

Theo Spends Thanksgiving with
The Schillings
Schilling Ordered Scrod
Last Night
Which means the deal is done.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Wed 11.26.03
Tito Won't Talk
Francona cancels interview
minutes before going on with WEEI's Dale & Neumy, he "said too much
in the paper" already today, does not want to say anything else to
imply he has the job.
Announcement coming Tuesday so
Sox don't steal 'Patriots Monday' airtime again.
Pats owner Bob Kraft is sick
of Sox dominating media, airwaves during football season.
Sox-Schilling Talking
Turkey
Lucchino, Epstein finalizing
deal with Curt today.
Mon/Tues. 11.24/25.03
Sox Will
Foulke Over Another Year
Theo will go for four years on
closer to keep Keith from going back to plan A's.
Goodbye Boston Brave
Warren Spahn, 1921 – 2003,
363 Wins – Most by a Left-Hander
Foulke Court Press
Closer at FleetCenter Tonight to See
Celtics Win (Ooops). Epstein,
Foulke Go to The Place to Watch the "Greatest Boston Sports Moments"
Video.
Keith Narrows Down to Oakland or
Boston...
Looks Like a Lock.
Physical Attraction

New Manager Terry Francona is
in for Fenway Physical Today
(Smarmy Statheads Still Await Another
Maddon Interview)
Schilling Favorite to
Finally Be
Named Officially by Next Tuesday
"The Francona situation, obviously,
changed the entire outlook I had on the
Red Sox. He's a huge attraction for me. He's somebody I know and
would love to play for. He's someone I know can bring a lot of
positive things to a talented club, which is something he never
really had in Philly. It's just something that happened so stinkin'
fast on every side." - Schilling
DeMarlo Hale May End Up On Francona's Coaching Staff
Roger & Mo

Big Guys Say Goodbye
Mo: "I'm going to be fine. I'm doing a
lot of different things already... with the situation I'm in now, I
have to make some choices about my career. I've gotta look at it
(retirement). I have a serious injury.''
Roger: "Boston was a great experience as
well. I played 13 wonderful years up there, we had some teams built
around strong hitting and we went 1-2-3 deep in the starting
rotation, so I never felt as if I was going at it alone."
Sun. 11.23.03
Mia Big Sat. Sleek Wedding

"Apparently, Mia was wearing soccer socks and
shoes underneath her wedding dress!" - Naehring Nirvana, Royal
Rooters
He's Mr. Hamm
Shortstop is in it for the Long Haul as Mia and Nomar
tied the knot in Santa Barbara on Saturday.
TC Hamm's it Up

Usher Tom Caron Plants One on Mia Shortly After the
Ceremony
Arnold
and Maria Celebrate
with Nomar and Mia.

Michael and Liz
Make Nomar's
Big Day.
Now
Nomar Puts the
Pressure on Ben.
Midnight Mayhem
Late Night Craziness at
Hamm-Garciaparra Reception
Star Warrior: A defiant John Orsillo, using Larry
Lucchino's lucky lightsabers, was forced to defend his honor against
evil empire enemy and New York Yankee Captain Intangibles Derek
Jeter.
All in the Family

Fab Six Puttin' on the Ritz
Nomar and Mia Hit the Links Before the Big Day
Hale Storms into
Boston

[wink]Manager's
Race a Dead Heat
as DeMarlo Makes His Pitch[/wink]
Nice guy, but lack of experience costs
DeMarlo in Boston.
Foulke Festival
Continues Tonight
Planned meeting on Friday with Foulke postponed until
today. Sox officials scramble to put on full court press with
massive multi-media presentation featuring fans, team, and city.
Sat . 11.22.03
Remembering JFK

It was 40 years ago today
Fri. 11.21.03
Was He or Wasn't He? Who the Foulke
Knows?

QUEER
AS FOULKE
Closer Sightings Crop Up
Around Town,
But Sox Brass Deny Reports to ProJo Scribes.
"Not to rain on anybody's parade -- and
I think (Boston Dirt Dogs) has terrific sources -- but the people we
talked to today tell us Foulke wasn't in town.
We think (they're) right about Francona,
though."
-- Art Martone, Sports Editor, Providence Journal
But NESN reported this story on this morning's
SportsDesk
"Just heard on NESN Sportsdesk that Keith
Foulke is supposed to be in Boston
today." --
MD, The Remy Report Discussion Board. 7:01a.m.
"They
said Foulke was coming to Boston to talk with management." - MD
And why was there Foulke music in the Red Sox office
today?
"Adding to the rumor-mill, a buddy of
mine with the Sox says the buzz in the office has picked up that
Foulke is there at Fenway." - Dwayne Hosey, SoSH
One more faux Foulke sighting?
"Just to add a little more to the story, I
read via another board Foulke was shown on MSG today in Boston, and
said to be visiting with the Mets tomorrow."
- BoSox8282, Royal Rooters
Original Report from Boston Dirt Dogs
Foulke Hero in Town?
"Source says that free-agent star closer
Keith Foulke is meeting
with Red Sox brass in Boston today.
(Caveat: We are awaiting a second confirmation on this one.)"
Joe Friday
Sox say so long
to Joe Maddon in phone conference today. Decks cleared to name
Francona, once they finish this exhaustive search with Hale
interview on Monday.
Franconamania on Yawkey Way

Hungry Nation Can't Wait Any Longer, Demands Red Sox Name Terry,
While Brass Threatens to Postpone Announcement Until after
Thanksgiving
Dierker? Dead in the water.
DeMarlo Hale storm over.
Where's Pedro?
Montreal-Boston-New York City
The Pedro Martinez Northeast
Corridor November Tour Continues as Pedro Pranced Around NYC with
his supermodel gal pal last weekend.
Wed. 11.19.03
A-Fraud?

Superstar's Stock, Dimes Drop as Dallas Media Implies Image
Conscious MVP is a Disingenuous Diva
Blockbuster Trade May Be Blocked By Boston
Is Alex the Answer?
Talk surfaces of shortstop's inner circle, clubhouse clique
Dallas Morning News baseball guys Ken Daley and Gerry Fraley rip
Rodriguez. Can A-Rod "pull from the same rope" with 24 guys or will
it be party-of-five on his private jet? Has 5-tool-box-office star
gone home run crazy? Can the Captain of Industry go back on short
fly balls? Is he still the first to arrive, last to leave as
advertised?
Terry's in
Town
Manager meets with Sox brass, coaches in casual meetings at Fenway
Tues. 11.18.03
Terry O'Really:
It's Francona!
'Way Marriage Legal in Mass
Boston Red Sox & Terry Francona to Wed
Sox Get a Terry Good Manager
Terry Francona will be named
the 44th manager of the Red Sox
Fenway Francona met with John Henry in Florida on Tuesday to seal
the deal.
SOX TO BLITZ PATS
Feeling pushed out of the headlines by the hot Patriots,
Red Sox may make Francona official by Monday if they can finish up
managerial interviews this week.
No, Bob Melvin can't bump him out.
Francona Loves A-Rod Batting Cleanup
House of Gammons
Vague Summary of Peter Gammons’
talk at Harvard Law School
Tuesday, November 18, 200 - by Kevin Vahey,
RoyalRooters.com
...Corked bat joke did not have
any jump in it.
Great baseball season and the
greatest postseason ever, even over 1991. (great rating for NLCS,
ALSC; Red Sox/Yankees Game 7 a record. World Series would have drawn
better with Cubs and Sox but now people are a little tired of the
Yankees because they're always in it, don't get such great ratings
anymore.) Baseball has always saved itself, in spite of the people
who attempt to administrate the game. It revived after the strike of
’94 with players like Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa and Barry Bonds.
It has a resurgence late in the ‘90s and is doing well now.
The key reason is the great
players. While there are some problems with some players and there
are some problems with baseball, the players definitely are not the
problem. (Bobby Valentine, a great baseball mind, “hated players.”)
We have players like Pujols, A-Rod, Barry Bonds (whom Hank Aaron
wants to break his record), Miguel Cabrero. In no other year have
there been so many great center fielders. We have great pitchers (he
mentioned Pedro, Roger and one other, with Pedro being “the
right-handed Sandy Koufax.”)
While there are some Manny
Ramirez types in the world who don’t know what it means to face the
responsibility of getting big money to play baseball, others do
acknowledge it and face the music (i.e., Derek Jeter). Maybe Pedro
and Manny won’t talk to you in the locker room after a game but
Jeter will, and others, too.
But baseball does have its
problems, many of which can be traced to the Commissioner, who is an
owner and has other conflicts (in addition to a terrible Q-factor).
What is the cost of having Bud Selig as Commissioner? Some of the
new ideas that have helped the game are his (e.g., the wild card
systems). However, he has some fiascos on his watch:
The Expos fiasco. After Bud
Selig’s attempt to “contract” the Expos and Twins out of existence,
a “temporary” situation was put in place, shuffling teams to owners
like the current owner of the Marlins (who were supposed to quietly
go away). (Since there would presumably be no buyers for the Expos,
they could then be “contracted” out ?) This “temporary” situation
has been in place five years. The Expos are still up in the air.
Around September 1, when they were still in a close playoff race,
they were not permitted to bring up a 26th player, and the inability
to pinch hit in a key situation possibly cost them a chance at the
playoffs. Meanwhile, Vlad Guerrero, who would love to be with the
Expos, cannot go there. (Later, Gammons noted that perhaps MLB is
afraid of the racketeering/RICO and
other scandals surrounding the Expos. MLB has snubbed Montreal so
badly
that they’ve just got to get out of Quebec.)
The Steroids Issue. These drugs
are “prevalent,” if not in as high a percentage as some have said.
And is this what makes players “better” than in previous years?
(Hank Aaron says that in his day a lot of the superstars were making
it on amphetamines.) The players, in fact (if not the union) want
drug testing. One prominent member of the Astros (flirted with
batting title) stated he did not want to be at a disadvantage
against players who cheat and he did not want people thinking that
he achieves his good numbers because he himself is cheating.
The Commissioner’s Office has
been compared to Huey Long’s Louisiana: the Commissioner is allowed
to do whatever he wants.
Salary problems: Because of the
way salaries are structured and the way owners spend and generally
act like idiots, a number of sensible trades won’t be made and a
number of terrific players who want to go someplace or stay
someplace or go back to someplace (e.g., Curt Schilling to
Philadelphia) will probably never get the opportunity to do so.
(With Schilling, they’re asking too much for him; possible he will
go to the Red Sox.)
(A-Rod may go to the Red Sox,
too. His choices are the Yankees and the Red Sox. No, in response to
a question, he won’t go to the Mets; the Mets have too many issues.)
Also, many owners are way out of
touch with the fans, so isolated in their glass boxes they do not
know what the fans want. Football and basketball have figured out
that you have to understand and please the fans. When asked why they
don’t do more for fans, they respond, “what, do you want us to lose
money?” Naturally, you will make more money if you please the fans!
Too many baseball owners don’t
care about the game. But there are people like Tony Pena who really
loves the game and has helped revive Kansas City. (as opposed to the
guy who wanted to get rid of George Brett, Gammons’ favorite player)
“Baseball is marketed to kids
who go to malls in Montclair, New Jersey.” People who are marketing
to the new demographics (Mexicans, Asians, etc.) are finding good
fans. (Later: said the Expos drew younger people when they had all
those great teams, and the kids’ parents were all going to watch the
Habs lose.)
As it always has, baseball will
continue to be renewed by the people who love the game
Q&A highlights:
Salary cap or equivalent?
Something may happen to make salaries more reasonable and spread the
money more evenly. The union definitely does not want a “floor”
because it wants to give franchises a chance to recover after
bottoming out. But the union is driven by the stars, not the regular
players.
Grady Little’s managerial
decisions were “scary,” not just the decision to leave Pedro in.
Maybe someone will be able to teach him to read scouting reports or,
maybe someone will have to read them to him.
[Solutions for Tigers, Orioles,
Pirates]
Loves new stadium for Pirates,
though “it’s not San Francisco.”
New direction for Angels and
Dodgers both positive.
Uh, yeah, the Yankees will have
good pitching. Again. They spend money, sure, but they know how to
spend it: on pitching.
Pittsburg he said would just
have to get outfielders; they could always find a catcher “under a
scrap heap” somewhere.
John Henry is long-term for the
Red Sox. Some of the others might not be.
Would never have occurred to him
that Ryne Sandberg would not be a first-ballet Hall of Famer.
Asked if Bud Selig would be
“that petty” to punish Montreal when they got MLB before Milwaukee
did, way back when, Gammons said, “Yes!”
Friday. Nov. 14 - Monday
Nov. 17
Theo
to Announce Player News at 2:00pm EST
But It's Just About the Timlin
Signing ZZZzzzzzzz
(Nothing about Manny, Pedro, or Nomar. Or Varitek,
Lowe, or Nixon. Nation needs drama, disgusted by lack of real news)
"It would be a Ralph Houk shock if Francona doesn't
get the job." - Gammons 11.15
"Timlin
in the Eighth"
Mike is Back for More in 2004. New
Contract Calls for Fewer Home Runs Per Appearance.
Just Say Yescobar
Kelvim in the mix as Sox search for
starters.
Kimpossible
Sox look to lock up BK for two years.
Where's Pedro?

On the crowded and late 5:55 from
Montreal to Boston Thursday evening was none other than Pedro
Martinez.
Can't Keep Him in
Boston in the Summer. Won't Stay in the Dominican in the Winter.
Shaping Up or Shipping Out?

Will Martinez Give Us More in 2004?
Is He Going to Workout Like It's 1999?
Players Can't Avoid
Roid Testing Next Season
25 Home Runs Should Lead the League
Foulke
Festival?

Keith may be coming to Boston. Sox think free agent closer may
get them to Series.
Playing the Role of John Burkett in
2004: Pat Hentgen?
Grady Little Does Not Win Manager of the Year
Pedro Grabs Another $500k for Coming in Third
in Cy Young
(Gee, and we thought $15M meant you're supposed to be
in the top three. Thanks Duke.)
Esquire - The Genius
Issue: Theo Epstein
"...he took over a doom-struck
franchise that has spent far too much time wallowing in its own
sad past, a franchise afflicted with the most self-indulgent fan
base in the world."
The
youngest proponent of a radical way of building a sports team is
moving baseball—and one of its most storied franchises—into the
modern era.
by Charles P. Pierce | Dec 01 '03
Old baseball guys look like they've been carved by the Borglums—weather-beaten,
wrinkled, and most of them with knuckles that appear to be at
least 10 degrees out of plumb with the rest of their hands. OBGs
drink unblended whiskey with every meal, use fuck as a term of
deepest endearment, and read only that which can be hung on a
motel-room doorknob. OBGs have names like "Doc." So do their
children. Even the girls.
Old baseball guys do not have fathers
who are respected literary novelists. They do not have
grandfathers—and great-uncles—who wrote Casablanca, and they most
decidedly do not, as Theo Epstein does this fine September
morning, stand around the home dugout with all their fingertips
bandaged because they were out the night before playing their
electric guitars too long and too hard.
"What do you think?" Epstein says, smiling. "I think Pete [Townshend]
would be proud of me."
OBGs think Pete Townshend (sic) played in the Tigers system.
When Epstein was named general manager of the Boston Red Sox last
November, he was twenty-eight years old. Some of his predecessors
had hangovers that lasted longer than that. He was so quickly
dismissed as too callow for the job that when one superannuated
local-radio idiot ridiculed Theo, his father, novelist Leslie
Epstein, fired back with some decidedly nonliterary heat. (It was
Leslie's father, Philip, along with his uncle Julius, who
contrived to have Ilsa visit Rick's Café Americain one foggy
evening in 1942.) All of the uncertainty about Epstein's age
lasted about as long as it took for him to put together a
delightfully entertaining ball club that made the playoffs and won
more regular-season games than any Red Sox team since 1986.
In his first year, Epstein constructed a team of professional
hitters—among them Bill Mueller, who led the American League in
hitting, and the robust slugger David Ortiz—and the Red Sox broke
the major league record for extra-base hits in a season and
reached base more often than any other team. "It's like anything,"
Epstein says. "Some of the things you do work out better than you
expected, but I would have liked our bullpen to have performed
better."
He is the newest of the new day in baseball, one of the children
of the Gospel of (Bill) James, the revolutionary number cruncher
who reinvented baseball statistics over the past two decades and
whom the Red Sox hired as an adviser. Before they made it their
career, none of these young executives had seen the inside of a
major league ballpark without a ticket. They do not look at the
game as a pastoral fixed in amber. They do not go by the Book,
baseball's unwritten constitution that covers everything from when
to make trades to when to have your pitcher hit their catcher in
the head.
Their conjuring spells include "on-base percentage," which they
count as more valuable in evaluating a player than the traditional
batting average. Others of this ilk include Billy Beane, the
recently hagiographized GM of the Oakland A's; J. P. Ricciardi in
Toronto; and to some degree Brian Cashman of the Yankees. Epstein
is considerably younger than even those other three. He doesn't
have Ricciardi's problems with the exchange rate, and he doesn't
have Cashman's problems of working for a lunatic. And, unlike
Beane, he doesn't have to work in Oakland.
Instead, he took over a doom-struck franchise that has spent far
too much time wallowing in its own sad past, a franchise afflicted
with the most self-indulgent fan base in the world. Theo Epstein
has already succeeded in hauling the Boston Red Sox away from all
that maundering and into the modern baseball economy. To
paraphrase a line that his grandfather once gave to a world-weary
expatriate barkeep, their business is history. His is running a
ball club.
Cowboy Up-to-No-Good
"My favorite Week 10 quote came from
Bucs cornerback Ronde Barber, on the precarious position that the
defending Super Bowl champions find themselves at 4-5:
"We've been here before. You look at
our record in the past few years, other than last year when we won
the Super Bowl, we've been down, we've been out a couple years,
and found a way to get back into it. It's the same story. We've
been winning football games in situations like this for a long
time. We've just got to cowboy up and do it, man.''
Uh, somebody might want to tell Mr.
Barber that things didn't turn out all that swell for the last
club to employ that particular rallying cry. Trust us on this one.
- Don Banks from si.com
Tues. Nov. 10 - Thurs.
Nov. 13
Plan A-Rod
Alexcellent! Superstar Shortstop
May Replace Disgruntled Garciaparra
"Those Rumors are Baseless" - Theo
"Recently, Texas has discussed a
potentially enormous three-way trade with the Red |